if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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