it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
