Are we in a gay sports bar?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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