You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My ass is underappreciated
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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