what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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