Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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