i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Your penis caused this!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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