I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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