i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize