Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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