i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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