u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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