worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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