I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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