? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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