He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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