What a fucking waste of an outfit
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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