But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
