Sry I called you an 8
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This is my gift to your gina
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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