We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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