are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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