Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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