You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Someone signed my nipple.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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