So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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