There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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