what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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