if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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