would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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