You smell like stripper and shame
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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