like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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