it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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