oh god the rape fog is back!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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