is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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