The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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