my sisters under your porch take her home
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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