if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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