its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
PANTIES FOUND
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