Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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