I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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