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we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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