like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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