lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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