well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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