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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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