have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I will be naked everywhere
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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