I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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