Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She announced her abortion via fbk
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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