Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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