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Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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