fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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