So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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