My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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