What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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