why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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