Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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