So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
