Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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