you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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