? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We just shotgunned beers for America
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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