I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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