I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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