I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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