i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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